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Neon Hitch and Ariana Grande

23 Jul

First, let me say, I think Ariana Grande is very pretty with red hair.

But if she ever turns into a drunk party girl skank, she’ll turn into Neon Hitch.

Lastly, let me say, I actually like Neon Hitch. Despite her lyrics and lack of clothing, something about her screams bad girl and I like that. She is the epitome of the kind of things we don’t want America’s children seeing, but I love it somehow. Since I can’t dye my hair red and roll around on the floor talking about what I can do better than other women, I live my weird fantasies through Neon Hitch.

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